Sydney’s international terminal will be renamed ‘The Scott Morrison Memorial Terminal’, in honor of the former prime minister’s favorite activity: disappearing during a disaster.
A Liberal Party spokesman said it would be a fitting tribute to a man who loved to get away from it all. “He knew this terminal like the back of his hand. When things got a little rough, he would come here to escape. It was definitely one of his favorite places.”
He is the second prime minister to lose the Liberal Party due to unforeseen circumstances. Scott Morrison entered the election in Canberra in April 2022 but did not stand again, prompting a desperate search for answers.
A spokesperson for the PMO said that while he was known for his disappearances during national crises, something about this one felt different: “He loved to travel and was often seen taking a flight during a national disaster. But we suspect he won’t be back after this one.”
By Matt Harvey @mattharveystuff
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