Between a dirty discovery at the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial and a surprise guest turning up as the inventor of the squeaker cushion, there was plenty of bathroom-related humor to dish out Saturday night.
Selena Gomez, who first appeared as a musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” in January 2016, used the opening monologue of her hosting debut to thank some of her fellow performers: Steve Martin, who later appeared as happy. -the lucky creator of the squeaky cushion: Martin Short and Barney, belting out the dinosaur’s “I Love You” song with the audience.
She also said that she is single and ready to mingle.
“I’ve heard that ‘SNL’ is a great place to find romance,” Gomez said, listing past hosts who had fallen in love, from Emma Stone and Dave McCary, to Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, to Pete Davidson and Kim. Kardashian.
“Since I don’t want to try dating apps, I just want to post to the universe that I’m expressing love. And at this point, I’d like to say I’m looking for my soul mate, but at this point, I’d take anyone,” she said, to which several cast members, including Kyle Mooney and James Austin Johnson, offered to participate, even though they are both married, as she points out.
Gomez, who took on roles that included a Broadway actress in a show where no one knows her lines, one of three princesses chosen by a prince who slew a dragon, and a fast-moving morning talk show host , had a couple of boyfriends in the sketches
In one, she is a girlfriend in a long-term relationship, and her boyfriend “competes” in an American-adapted version of the Japanese reality show “Old Enough,” where young children are tasked with completing errands in the world on your own. . In the American version created by “SNL”, a long-term boyfriend must complete the tasks alone.
Gomez’s character, Kelsey, asks her boyfriend Matt, played by Mikey Day, to do two things “by himself.” Needless to say, Matt has some trouble following directions and breaks down crying as he tries to remember what he should do. Zipporah.
She eventually makes it home in one piece, but with nothing she was supposed to have brought, much to Kelsey’s expected exasperation.
“I’m so proud of him, but with that said, I asked him to buy an eyeliner pencil and two shallots, and he brought home 10 pounds of onions and a blush palette for African-American women,” she sighs.
The cold opening of “SNL” featured Depp, played by cast member Kyle Mooney, on the stand in his libel trial against Heard. Depp is suing her ex-wife in Virginia, accusing her of defamation over a December 2018 op-ed in The Washington Post in which she described herself as “a public figure representing domestic abuse.”
While the article does not mention Depp by name, his lawyers argue that the article defames him for the highly publicized allegations Heard made when he filed for divorce in 2016. Depp says he never physically abused Heard, while Heard, who counterclaims Depp says she was mugged more than a dozen times.
The two actors have traded accusations from the stand in recent weeks, including Depp’s allegation that Heard once left feces on his bed.
In the “SNL” skit, Depp’s lawyer plays surveillance footage that imagines the discovery of the feces by hotel staff, arriving one after another and wincing.
Judge Penny Azcarte, played by Cecily Strong, prompts the video to play and the line of questioning, but pulls out a bag of popcorn as she goes. At one point, Heard’s attorney, played by Heidi Gardner, tries to object, asking how much of the video really needs to be played.
“We don’t have to see any of that, but we want to, so hush,” Strong replies.
Gomez, Martin’s co-star on “Only Murders in the Building,” opened the skit with the comedian as host of the fictional show “American Inventors,” who was profiling Martin’s Archie Gizmo, the “inventor” of the practical joke. device.
Billed as a “joking inventor” and the “longest patent holder in history,” Gizmo says he had an early prototype made of the cushion, but couldn’t decide what sound it should make when someone sat on it.
To her relief, she found the answer when she met Dina Beans, played by Aidy Bryant, who made the perfect gas sound every time she sat down. Martin’s character goes on to recall how he fell in love with her and married her, while he continues to be inspired by other physical gags stemming from her misfortune, from the electric doorbell to the can of nuts with snakes inside.
“She was God’s perfect fool,” Martin mused.
Musical guest Post Malone, who sang the new songs “Cooped Up” and “Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol,” also appeared in a couple of skits, most notably as a baby in a crib with two other “newborns” from the cast. . Gomez’s character in the sketch is supposed to be looking after the other twin babies, but it turns out that they could be the ones keeping an eye on her and her friends.
The next album from the Grammy winner, “Twelve Carat Toothache” is scheduled to be released on June 3.
Natasha Lyonne, star of Netflix’s “Russian Doll,” will host the season 47 finale on Saturday, May 21. Japanese Breakfast will perform as the musical guest.
Anyone affected by domestic violence can receive help, advice, information or crisis intervention by calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or visiting the website lalinea.org.