God hands Morrison a massive fucking loss.








The Almighty Father and election fixer ‘God’ has mixed things up since the 2019 election, this time handing a heartbreaking election defeat to Scott Morrison.

Speaking from Heaven today, God said he was bored and thought it would be fun. “This guy Morrison apparently gave me credit for his win in 2019, which was hilarious, I mean, like I didn’t give a shit about Australian politics. He had a million other things to worry about in 2019, and that was just on Neptune. I honestly didn’t have time to catch up on #ausvotes.








“But anyway, I was at a weird loose end today, so I thought, why not fuck around and make this marketing guy lose, just for a bit of fun?

“I mean, the guy is a bit of a clown from what I’ve heard. I created the earth in six days; he spends that time building a photo shoot on a fighter jet so he can deflect attention from a rape allegation in his office. I don’t think you Aussies are going to miss it.”

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